yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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