sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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