we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
