You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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