Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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