call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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