I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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