On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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