I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
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You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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