we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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