Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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