Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?