sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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