haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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