Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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