Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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