why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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