Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I intend to get homeless drunk
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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