Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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