also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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