so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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