: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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