You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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