omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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