How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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