Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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