Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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