She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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