we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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