If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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