Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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