I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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