Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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