He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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