Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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