1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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