I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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