Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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