i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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