i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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