There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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