his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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