Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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