Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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