I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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