My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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