What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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