the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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