Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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