The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
