Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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