I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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