Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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