She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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