i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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